How To Delete Your YouHodler Account

2017 marked the year many of the big-name centralised lending platforms launched, and the bridge between traditional finance and bitcoin got a little shorter. Services like Celsius, BlockFi, Nexo and many more have grown to considerable sizes over the last five years and have attracted many customers looking to earn a yield on their bitcoin. […]
Your Coin Won’t See Another Satoshi ATH

When we talk about digital assets, the market is dominated by Bitcoin (BTC). As bitcoin continues to onboard users, draw in more liquidity, and expand to new markets, you will see imitators launch to compete for market share. Whenever a new revolutionary creation rolls around, you will see cheap knock-offs trying to fool people into purchasing a “cheaper” […]
How To Delete Your Nexo Account

2017 marked the year many of the big-name centralised lending platforms launched, and the bridge between traditional finance and bitcoin got a little shorter. Services like Celsius, BlockFi, Nexo and many more have grown to considerable sizes over the last five years and have attracted many customers looking to earn a yield on their bitcoin. […]
DEFI Are Underpants Stealing Gnomes Who Learned To Code

When I look at DEFI, every single pitch is entirely out of touch with reality, yet no one seems to question it. All of DEFI can be taken down with a simple question. Where does the profit come from? Ask any DEFI proponent, and they’ll come up with a long, convoluted answer that is a […]
How To Delete Your Celsius Network Account

2017 marked the year many of the big-name centralised lending platforms launched, and the bridge between traditional finance and bitcoin got a little shorter. Services like Celsius, BlockFi, Nexo and many more have grown to considerable sizes over the last five years and have attracted many customers looking to earn a yield on their bitcoin. […]
How Does The Howey Test Apply To Cryptocurrency?

The invention of bitcoin took the idea of blockchain, decentralised ledger technology, proof of work, and cryptography and turned it into a brand new asset class. The mining of the genesis block was the day in which cryptographically backed energy money left the theoretical world, leaping from being academic papers to a fully fleshed out […]
Let’s Talk About Altcoin Experimentation

Despite bitcoin being around for over a decade, this is still a nascent asset class with the majority of growth, adoption, and utilisation ahead of us. Since we are in the formative stages and the industry is still maturing, there is a lot of room for copycats to get funding and try to make a […]
Beware The Altcoin Army Of Grifters & Grovellers

We all have different paths into bitcoin; some lucky few find bitcoin and stick with it, and the rest of us have to go through the labyrinth that is the altcoin market. Having had my days of “shitcoining” myself, I know first-hand the various pitfalls that can be put in your path to ensure you […]
What Is Shitcoin Liquidity Risk?

Investing or gambling on shitcoins is probably one of the riskiest trades you can participate in, apart from leverage trading on bitcoin. Shitcoins are leveraged bets on bitcoin. Most traders betting on shitcoins are looking to channel additional volatility through the shitcoin market. The thought process is when bitcoin goes up, people will roll out […]
Dealing With Shitcoiner Stockholm Syndrome

As they say, a sucker is born every minute, and in the shitcoin space, one is minted every minute. Eventually, one of your loved ones will fall victim to this plight we currently find infiltrating wallets worldwide. If you thought inflation was an attack on your bank account, shitcoins are an all-out war for your […]