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Providing The Laughs

We all know hodling BTC is not always sunshine and rainbows and we can’t take ourselves too seriously, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip over.

Or worse yet, I’ve seen this happen, implode. The best way to deal with the daily pressures and temptations that come with long term BTC holding and glassnode chart watching is to laugh it off.

At TBM, we curate the finest Bitcoin memes from around the web so that you can laugh through the pain of an unexpected correction.

Consider this the ideal cold storage for BTC humour.

Bitcoin Bane - Do You Feel in Charge — Bitcoin Bane Taking Charge

The feeling of a 50% retracement — The reality of retracements

What a BTC addict looks like — A BTC addict

Binance gets banned by barclays — The Binance Ban By Barclays

James Bond Loves To DCA — James Bond Dollar Cost Averages In

Who the fuck is this guy — Craig can catch a right and left

Fucking nothing Bitcoin — Who is this shitcoin?

A pod-dissapointment — Pod-dissapointment

Shitcoiner, precoiner and no coiner tears — Going tear tasting

Shitcoin portfolio hedging — You’re not hedging your gambling

Do your own research in Bitcoin — Learn to DYOR

BTC onion CAGR — The onion of CAGR truth

OG's never sell — OGs never sell, we stack

Shitcoin Lock ups — How shitcoins limit sell pressure

Smug sat stacker — The smugness of sat stacking

The painful Bitcoin truth — The truth about Bitcoin

Bitcoin Family — Bitcoiners aren’t friends, they are family

The Bitcoin Buster Saves You — Bitcoin Buster Looks After his own

Price Movements in BTC are fast And Furious — BTC price movements are fast and furious

Invest in any coin as long as its Bitcoin — Invest in any coin you want as long as its Bitcoin

Checking the BTC price after a while — It’s been a long day since I checked the price

These HODL'rs Aint Loyal — Shitcoiners pretending to HODL

Bitcoiners never die — Bitcoin never dies

Rocky holds to a new ATH — Holding to a new ATH

Seeing through fake decentralised projects — Seeing past faux decentralisation

Shitcoiners cry at satoshi ATL — Shitcoins breaking down against BTC

You're not investing in Bitcoin, you're saving in it — Bitcoin is fiat inversion

BTC crashes aren't that dramatic — BTC crashes aren’t that dramatic

All in or DCA — DCA is way better than going all in

Bitcoin is the protagonist — Bitcoin will open doors for you

Bitcoin - Crypto is not our problem — We don’t care about crypto

All in at any amount of BTC — When you get your first few sats

BTC adjusting to difficulty — BTC doesn’t shy away from difficulty

Samwise the stacker — Stackwise the brave

Osama stacks Bitcoin — Bitcoin is money for enemies

Shitcoin Rainbow Land — Shitcoins only work in rainbow land

Shitcoin captain america language debate — Shitcoiners final insult

Og Captain america — OG Bitcoin hodlers be like

Shitcoiners ngmi spiderman — Shitcoiner ngmi blip

Its a presidential degree to stack sats — The president calls on you

Sneaking up sats on my salary — sats sneaking up on my salary

Lets talk about sats baby — lets talk about sats baby

Cold storing Bitcoin is real power — Cold storage is true power

Shitcoiners crying when shut down — shitcoiner tears after shutdown

1 Bitcoin is 100mil sats — its 1 and the same

shitcoin battles — Watching shitcoins fight themselves

rewarding yourself with sats — Reward your future self

violent defending of Bitcoin — Defending Bitcoin the only way I know how

Banks and governments are scared — They are scared of our cuddly asses

No coiners only harming themselves — No coiners only hurt themselves

Bitcoiners arent normal — Bitcoiners are not normal

when she gets BTC only — when she gets Bitcoin only she can get it

Climate change cure — Bitcoin cures climate crazy

Her on fiat and on BTC — Her on BTC vs Her on Fiat

Over-leveraged Shitcoiners Get Rekt — No remorse for shitcoiners

Fed Up Of Fiat Mining — Fed up of fiat mining

Gran kids get your private keys — Teach them young

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